Basically a short CSI parody…in which an individual would sit at his desk desperate for a crime to investigate, the phone would ring but it would be a telemarketer and then a call for a different department. Finally he would get some sort of crime scene to investigate but it will turn out it was simply a cat that broke into a home and took some food or something else stupid.

4 crime shows was laughed at in the making of this idea.

Basically a short (5-10 minute) video, beginning with the main characters wondering “Does God use the metric system? There would be disagreement among them, so they would search for the answer, seeing as most priests would be biased one way or another they try to directly ask God..and the answers they are individualing recieving disagree…so they remember in the bible the story of moses and the who mountain where God lived..and are like hey let’s check there….they go and he’s not there so they check the post office for change of address forms and also try to email him…I have no idea what the ending would be.

134 golf balls were picked up in the making of this idea.

Someone needs to make a website, with essentially the opposites of all of the well know icons…for instance….say have michael jackson only he is a white guy turned black and has a thing for old men. Or say Mario, he could be a skinny bald Russian Electrician, who can’t jump and fails to help anyone. Or let’s say Mary Poppins, she could be an abusive nanny who children fear to their very bones. Heh….good old Mary.

1 bean burrito was eaten in the making of this idea.

Someone needs to figure out how to download video from google video…and then how to get full length videos in under their noses…and then we download movies from google…instead of bit torrent at like full bandwidth speed everytime.

5 people saw me talking to myself in the making of this idea.

The problem that most of us have with modern web-feed pages is simple…they have to much stuff on them, even if we want to read all of it…we don’t know which first or last and other such. So have the computer do it for you via a page or program. Have the page use math to prioritize articles and such in RSS feeds, as well keep a history of that which it was already shown the user, so as to not be repetitive. This would elimantate missing things on feed pages (like google’s personalized home…and yahoo’s and microsoft’s) and no overwhelming….win win…obviously there are freaks out there who can actually glance over the feeds and priotize and choose and read everything they want to….without becoming lost distracted or bored…and they are known as hopeless weirdos. or robots.

5 ice cubes where destroyed in the making of this idea.